Enjoyment can be any bit of silliness

Below are some things to make you smile which were sent to me by a dear friend.I hope she recognises her suggestions and doesn’t mind them being shared for and with others. The first section she told me, she used to have printed in the front of her‘Home /School’ information pack that she gave to parents of children due to commence school when they were only four.
We hope you enjoy

All I really need to know I learned in kindergarten ~ Robert Fulghum

  1. Share everything.
  2. Play fair.
  3. Don’t hit people.
  4. Put things back where you found them.
  5. Clean up your own mess.
  6. Don’t take things that aren’t yours.
  7. Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody.
  8. Wash your hands before you eat.
  9. Flush.
  10. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
  11. Live a balanced life ~ learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.
  12. Take a nap every afternoon.
  13. When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.
  14. Be aware of wonder.Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup:The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
  15. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup–they all die.And so do we.
  16. And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned ~ the biggest word of all ~ LOOK.

All I need to know about life I learned from my Teddy Bear

  • Hugs are even better than chocolate.
  • There’s no such thing as too many kisses.
  • One good cuddle can change a grumpy day.
  • Love is supposed to wear out your fur a little.
  • It’s okay to let your inside stuffing show now and then.
  • Listening is as important as talking.
  • Someone’s got to keep their eyes open all the time.
  • It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
  • Everyone needs someone to hold onto.
  • There’s no friend like an old friend.

Everything I really need to know I learned from Noah’s Ark

  • Plan ahead.It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
  • Stay fit.When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big.
  • Don’t listen to critics.Do what has to be done.
  • Build on the high ground.
  • For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
  • Two heads are better than one.
  • Speed isn’t always an advantage.The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
  • If you can’t fight or flee ~ float.
  • Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
  • Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
  • When the doo-doo gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain ~ get the shovel out!
  • Stay below deck during the storm.
  • Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.
  • If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
  • Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
  • No matter how bleak it looks, there’s always a rainbow on the other side.

All I need to know about life I learned in the military

  • If the enemy is in range, so are you.
  • Incoming fire has the right of way.
  • Don’t look conspicuous,it draws fire.
  • There is always a way.
  • The easy way is always mined.
  • Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
  • Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.
  • The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
    • when you are ready for them
    • when you are not ready for them
  • Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
  • If you can’t remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
  • The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.
  • A “sucking chest wound” is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
  • If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
  • Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
  • Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
  • Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won’t be able to get out.
  • Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
  • If you’re short of everything but the enemy, you’re in a combat zone.
  • When you have secured an area, don’t forget to tell the enemy.
  • Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.
  • If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

All I need to know about life I learned from my dog

  • If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, beg.
  • Don’t go out without I.D.
  • Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
  • Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
  • Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
  • Always give people a friendly greeting.
  • When you do something wrong, always take responsibility for it (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
  • If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.
  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
  • When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
  • Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
  • Take naps and stretch before rising.
  • Run, romp and play daily.
  • Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
  • Be loyal.
  • Never pretend to be something you’re not.
  • If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
  • When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
  • Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
  • On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
  • When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
  • No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout … run right back and make friends.
  • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Dog Proverbs

  • “In dog years I’m dead” ~ Unknown
  • “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry
  • “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” ~ Sue Murphy(by the way, what was I supposed to be doing with this ?)
  • “Ever consider what they must think of us?I mean, here we come back from a grocery shop with the most amazing haul ~ chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” ~ Anne Tyler
  • “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” ~ Rita Rudner
  • “Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein
  • “In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” ~ Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
  • “Cat’s Motto:No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.” ~ Unknown
  • “Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail..” ~ Unknown
  • “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” ~ Christopher Morley
  • “My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.”

We hope you have enjoyed this little bit of ‘wise’ silliness.
Thank you

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